Well, I suppose this is kind of goofy.
Anyway, I wrote the Knights of Columbus a letter asking them to change their name today for the sake of my spiritual well-being. I hand-wrote on a sheet of notebook paper in order to do my best to approximate the reality behind the promise I made to myself on that Oklahoma day.
I will keep you posted on if this makes me feel anything. So far it has not, besides a smug sense of absurdity, with a little bit of shame.